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Khuda Hi Khuda [ Total View : 90 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

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Mobile me jaane [ Total View : 151 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Ek ladki thi deewani si,mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazren jhuka ke,sharma ke,mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi!,
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko,par jaane kiss se darti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,bas Yehi poochha karti thi,
Ye “ON

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dost tu bhi likha kar [ Total View : 68 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Ye dost tu bhi likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaye ga
Log fhekenge Ande tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga.

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Jheel se aankhon mein [ Total View : 121 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Pati -: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, jheel se aankhon mein bas jaaou, tumhari baho mein jhul jau…
Patni -: “Raj Kumar” hi rahoge, Ya, Kabhi “Emraan Hashmi” bhi Banoge?

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Meri aankh me [ Total View : 105 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Premika -: Lagta hai meri aankh me kuch gir gaya hai,
dekho to kya hai?
Premi -: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai,
kyon na use waheen rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara to dega.

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Dekha tujhe to rooh [ Total View : 84 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Kuch na kaha [ Total View : 206 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Ek raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
Magar saas ne kuch na kaha,
Bhala kiun,
Kyon ke saas bhi kabi Bahu th.

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Shaam hote [ Total View : 77 ]   [ Total 0 Votes.   Average Rating : out of 5 ]

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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